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Captain Tardigrade Captain Tardigrade

Rated 5 / 5 stars

5 stars for the Human Waterbear! Completely hilarious.

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Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 1 Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

:: sniff :: it's over

Hope you do another series using another cartoon. Hm...perhaps Family Guy? :)

Dekathos responds:

When ever I get questions about what I'm doing next I wish I could get a web page up so you know what I'm going to be working on. I really need to get one online. ;) Thanks for the review!

Penis 7 Redux Penis 7 Redux

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Something is wrong with you.'re either mentally fucked up, or you're just an asshole. Your excuse for putting Tricky in the movie is nothing short of stupid. You're saying that using Tricky is acceptable because you didn't use something worse? WE DON'T WANT TO SEE TRICKY, *OR* ANYTHING WORSE! YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT! Everyone that uses Tricky in their Flash movies should be physically harmed until their egos are completely broken, especially the guy who started it all.

I already know what you're going to say, too. "How pathetic are you, you're whining over a Flash movie on Newgrounds, boo hoo, is Newgrounds your life? You're a loser haha I'm better than you haha pwned!!" Well guess what genius, we come here to be entertained, that's what the site is for. Just because I come to this site that doesn't automatically mean I have no life outside of it. All I'm saying is that there is NO REASON for people like you to make this site worse by putting crap like this in it.

Let me guess, the thought currently running through your pea sized brain is, "I'm going to go look at this guy's Flash movies and then make fun of them in my response." Well let me save you the trouble! I SUCK at drawing and my Flash skills are very, very far from being top notch, but at least I don't put stupid fucking Tricky in things I make. That fact alone makes me a better Flash maker than you.

You think you're so much better than the people who are leaving negative reviews, don't you? "Hey, this guy hated my movie. Oh, they misspelled one word in their review! I'll use this to my advantage and make fun of their spelling ability! I'm so funny and awesome!" Fuck you, you immature loser. Ugh.

So anyway, go ahead and respond to this so you can make yourself look even more worthless than you already do.

DingleberryClock responds:

You must have some review pre-made for Tricky movies, because I tend to not comment on peoples' Flash ability or their grammar, except in the case of "angelkiller69," whose review I genuinely couldn't understand.

One thing in a movie that you don't like doesn't make it bad, by saying my opinion makes your Flash better than mine, you sound like a fucking idiot. You judging the entire thing's merits on Tricky being in it alone makes you a jackass, and it's people like you that bring hate and intolerence into the world. Hitler existed because of the closed mind you and others like you posess.

And by putting Mr. Clown in my films, I am not trying to be detrimental to the Newgrounds society, although I don't care at this point - 99% of the users on this site, including Tom & Wade Fulp are assholes now, and I don't care how offended they get. My intentions were merely to make a movie with a slight amount of inside humour, it's quite obvious when you upload a Tricky movie that most people are going to hate it, and that's part of the humour. Even quality movies like "N" get voted down simply because Tricky is in them, but that was a great movie.

I'm slightly intoxicated right now and I doubt that will make any sense, but the moral of the story: Dingleberry hates you all, and your opinions mean about as much as a penny does to a starving Ethiopian. SHUTUPIHATEYOU!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game still rocks today.

Hooray, I finally have some medals!

Man, I originally played this game back in time flies...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Don't worry about failing the test!

Seriously, it's okay. All of them are legal by now! Hooray for the passage of time!

With that being said, I think it would be cool if another one of these could be made. The message still rings true today and the guy doing the voice is hillarious in both of these.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Like a Fine Wine

The great thing about this game is that it gets better over time. All the people in it are now legal! YAY!

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